PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we're gonna chat about the real scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more than just watching. It's a whole thing. You got your everyday match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Say when that winger went flying into the boards, I swear, it looked like a comic book.